¡Ponies are offensive!

canned-lychee:

and at the end of the movie she waves goodbye to everyone and takes aaron samuels back to africa

canned-lychee:

to me equestria girls sounds like mean girls but with 5 janis ians

canned-lychee:

to me equestria girls sounds like mean girls but with 5 janis ians

I was taking a shower and I suddenly realized that Equestria Girls is pretty much

but instead of a secret journalist Drew Barrymore is a secret mystical horse and I can’t stop laughing

I know that this blog is sarcastic, but it really truly offends me that people act like Trixie is an angel after she tortured a pair of mentally ill boys who were the only people to accept her. I don't care how dark or angsty she is, she deserves to go to jail for that.
Anonymous

lmao

UGH I CAN’T DO IT
I ship rarijack too hard the wedding is off

UGH I CAN’T DO IT

I ship rarijack too hard the wedding is off

So Rarity is yours now? What happened to Applejack, HUH?

They were cute together and Applejack had her fun, but I know for a fact that I’ll be better for Rarity.

(</333 sorry otp)

I'm offended that you called dibs on rarity like she'e a piece of meat with no say of her own. You should be ashamed of yourself.

I was joking about that part >:(

I asked her over dinner and she accepted my proposal *z-snap*

Hey Vinyl and I are getting hitched this summer wanna come?

yeah obviously omg

congratulations cuties

arborverse:

offensiveponies:

marrying ponies is a thing now so dIBS ON RARITY

she is my fiance

also future waifu do not draw pls thnx

you can come to our wedding next year

I’M OFFENDED

too bad

marrying ponies is a thing now so dIBS ON RARITY

she is my fiance

also future waifu do not draw pls thnx

you can come to our wedding next year

this is not a drill